lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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sideponytailanimewife:

when ur playing video games and u move the joystick half a centimeter and the character moves twelve feet and falls off a cliff

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foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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paprika:

when you clearly ignore someone but they keep talking to you

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darkminho:

Checking your phone in the middle of the night

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bgcfan4ever:

Mom: wow, why is your room this messy??

Me:

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